Sunday, March 28, 2010
It's that time again... finally!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
The SarcMark!
How many times have you been typing out a message to someone on MSN or even in an email and it was meant to be sarcastic and they didn't get it!
I was forwarded a pretty hilarious email the other day entitled "Random Thoughts of the Day" and one of the items was that there is a dire need for a sarcasm font. Luckily for whoever came up with this forward, THERE IS! (Well, not so much a font... but a symbol).
See the link below to the article I found:
SarcMark
Also... for your enjoyment... the original forward:
Random thoughts for the day
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap whenI was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told youhow the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind oftired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment atwork when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
I hope you guys enjoyed it! So funny the first time I read it... and still funny when I read it now!
~Enjoy~
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
MY NEW HOUSE!!!
We got possession of our house yesterday morning and man oh man did the day ever start off disastrous. First of all, my cell phone alarm was not enough to wake me from my 6-hour coma that I was in (obviously because I couldn’t fall asleep originally due to worrying about the house and what we were going to do first) and then when my boyfriend and his parents showed up at the house in order to start cleaning and moving things in, the key that we were given only worked in the garage key hole and not the house. I know what you’re thinking: “Maybe the keys for the house were left in the garage?” NO. So we had to phone the lawyer, have him phone the other lawyer who then mentioned that the son of the guy whose house we bought was on his way to read the meters anyway so he could give us the key he has. I know, confusing.
Then, luckily my boyfriend’s mom was the one who had to deal with the guy when he showed up otherwise I think I would have had to deal with a few assault charges lol (My boyfriend and his dad were ready to kill the guy because he was being an ass).
Yeesh… so then, once we got started we were able to get all of the living room and dining room furniture moved in and the kitchen, upstairs bathroom and downstairs bathroom cleaned and ready to paint. I’m heading back there tonight to start painting as Rob and his dad were there this morning taping and covering everything. We pick up our “new” fridge and stove from my parents house this evening and then we’re going to attempt to drop them off at our house tonight…
It’s a mish mosh of ridiculousness. So many things to do, so little time before we move in… I spent $250 on paint last night! And that only covers MOST of the upstairs that needs to be painted! There’s one wall that currently has wallpaper on it (that is going to be ridiculously hard to remove because it’s above the stairs and a really high wall because we bought a bi-level)
I took a bunch of “before” pictures of the house to show the colours and all of our stuff all over the place before we start painting and putting stuff in its rightful place… I will post those in a separate post because there are a lot of them!
Friday, November 27, 2009
3 more sleeps...
So... there are only three more days until we get possession of our new house! I can't wait... I've been doing a bit of research trying to find the perfect colours to do in our living room, kitchen, and two upstairs bedrooms but I'm having a bit of trouble picking one...

This is a picture from the listing of our living room... so we've got a huge window to work with... and oak parquet flooring... our couches are green but more of a blueish green than the one in this picture (this was the old owners living room). Don't worry, I will be taking before and after pictures as we renovate and making sure that I discuss what we're doing step by step as we go along.
Now, what I'm thinking is that I'm going to do the wall behind the couch and the wall with the window in a creamy beige colour and then add aubergine accent walls (Yes, two accent walls as well). The one wall that separates the kitchen from the living room I will want aubergine, and then the entranceway wall that leads downstairs as well could be aubergine or maybe even a darker grey colour... I'm still working through that in my head. I'm going to go in there on Monday and then while my boyfriend and his parents are cleaning and patching, sanding and etc. I will head over to Home Depot and pick us up some paint! I can't wait to see the transformation!!
I might even take a video!
Oh yeah, look for future posts about me entering a contest that I need your help with!
Have a good one!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
The Results are in!
Friday, November 13, 2009
So far so good...
Hilarious.
