Wednesday, January 27, 2010

The SarcMark!

Finally a way to let people know that you are being sarcastic in written text!

How many times have you been typing out a message to someone on MSN or even in an email and it was meant to be sarcastic and they didn't get it!

I was forwarded a pretty hilarious email the other day entitled "Random Thoughts of the Day" and one of the items was that there is a dire need for a sarcasm font. Luckily for whoever came up with this forward, THERE IS! (Well, not so much a font... but a symbol).

See the link below to the article I found:

SarcMark

Also... for your enjoyment... the original forward:

Random thoughts for the day

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap whenI was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told youhow the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind oftired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment atwork when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.


I hope you guys enjoyed it! So funny the first time I read it... and still funny when I read it now!

~Enjoy~

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